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1) If the motion picture ratings board got inside your head and saw your last fantasy about your crush, they would:

Rate it G.

Rate it PG-13.

Rate it NC-17.

Order you deported.

2) Mazel tov -- you just won round-trip tickets to anywhere on Earth! Where are you headed?

Cancun.

Bangladesh.

The Virgin Islands.

Down Under, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

3) You're at a video arcade, and you find a dollar on the ground. You use it to:

Play some wholesome air hockey.

Fire up that ancient Death Race 2000 in the corner.

Replace the top scorer's name on Galaga with a smutty word.

Pay for a bus ride out of this heathen hellhole.

4) Pick a number from the list below:

482

3.14159265

24/7/365

69

5) Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

Yes.

No.

I could tell you, but I'd have to charge.

Huh? Frozen dairy products? I can't figure this one out.

6) What astronomical phenomenon would you most like to see out of your space station window?

Halley's Comet.

A cute cosmonaut.

The sun rising over Uranus.

A supernova exploding.

7) So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three.

*Heh.* You said "licks."

Didn't I already answer this?? 69!

Stop befouling a beloved childhood memory.

 

 

 
 

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